European Black Man Jokes

Based off of a similar, well-known series, the concept of European Black Man jokes is a very simple one, yet extremely effective. Even more remarkable is the ease in creating them. I have made up almost no proper jokes before, yet I find myself coming up with these without even trying. Well, let's get started with what we have so far:

1. If you commit a drive-by shooting in a roundabout, you might be a European black man.
2. If you beat your neighbor with a scepter, you might be a European black man.
3. If you consider yourself royalty because you are the son of the artist formerly known as Prince, you might be a European black man.
4. If you consider Prince Charles a pimp, you might be a European black man.
5. If you think the Queen's jewelry is your "family jewels", you might be a European black man.
6. If you have your afternoon tea in the back of a police car, then you might be a European black man.
7. If you are misrepresented in Parliament, then you might be a European black man.
8. If you your car stereo is blasting gangsta rap when you drive down the Autobahn, then you might be a European black man.
9. If you consider the Crown Jewels "bling", you might be a European black man.
10. If you make fondue while listening to rap, you might be a European black man.
11. If your gaurd dog is a spaniel, you might be a European black man.
12. If your Renault has spinners, you might be a European black man.
13. If you consider Yorkshire "the ghetto", you might be a European black man.
14. If you praise your ancestors for refusing to ride at the back of the tram, you might be a European black man.
15. If you enjoy fried chicken with a side of haggis...

As for your most likely catch phrases...

• Focaccia is the dope.
• What up, ol' chap?
• Cheerio, homies.